[Battle Report June] <PvP>, Super Shocker [Copy this link to quote]

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Post time 20-6-2011 04:13:14 |Show all posts

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After watching this report you might wonder: and what's so special about it? Yes........... You'll find in a moment!!!

...heh.....! *Ahem* This battle was done in ERROR.

I had made a big step.
After all the preparations, packing ups and training of my heroes, I finally moved to Milan, from Sarajevo. You have to know that Caesar kingdom on s2 has inside rules that were made to enforce peace and ensure noone steps on one another's feet, let's say... Noone must steal farms, mines and overlords whatsover. If they do by mistake, instant apologies must be made or they are expelled from alliance.
Anxious of conquest, I immediately conquered a member of my alliance, we agree by asking permission.
I needed a second and asked Scorpion99. He said: - Ok sure I'll dismount my army.
Unfortunately for him, he said this in WORLD CHAT.......
I asked him to make haste then....

During the battle I noticed something "curious": he was "kinda hard" for someone with a dismounted army, don't you think? So I congratulated with him for having such a strong army, to pack a mighty punch even with weakened army.
Scorpion99 immediately smiles with a triples smile: -

)) - and his ego skyrocketed.
Enthusiastically, he opened his mail and browsed it perhaps two or three or four times then told me:
-Can you send me the report? I didn't receive anything...
- Why yes - said I - here it is! -
I smiled and sent him a link.

I won't forget the embarassment when I read that yellow chat line in alliance chat:

-That's Shocker, not me!!

What a "shocker" it gave me!

Suddenly the alliance chat became full of my cryptical asterisks:
-**** ****** ******
As well as blessings:
-Holy ****!
As well as historical references to the Victorian Ages and the Royal permit (Furnication Under Consentment of the King - check initials):
-****
Properly censored because not so many people would catch the historical reference and see the vulgarity (riiiight...... because I meant it historically... *blink*)

- I am ruined! I have to send an apology email now!! Immediately!!
Almost every alliance member rolled on the floor laughing, the rest went like - Pfffft! -

After sending the email and apologizing with Scorpion99 for the inconvenience, I asked in chat what a proper slang for this situation would be.
-Mess up! - said Mrod.
Except, instead of "mess" he used the royal permit word ;)
- I "mess"ed up badly..... - commented I.

Fortunately noone has kicked me out of the alliance so far. I'll let you know.

Shocker then went online and got a shocker. (Not really but I like the pun). Today I checked my mail and he had replied to my mail: - np bro, gratz for conquering such a good subject -
Very modest. But that's how we are on Seraphim...

But I made a consideration: Shocker beat AtomKraft, our alliance commander. I beat Shocker. I can't believe my eyes......

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